Literature
The Call
"Hello? ... Hello?"
"...."
"I'm sorry, am I speaking with Darth Vader? Enough with the mouth breathing. Who is this?"
"...Hi, Nat."
"At least you're a person and not a cyborg. Who is this? How do I know you?"
"How do you know I'm not a cyborg, Nat?"
"What?"
"My voice tells you nothing. I could easily be a cyborg and you would never know, Nat."
"Okay, good night, freak."
"Don't hang up, Nat. That might make me mad."
"Oh? And should that scare me, Mr I'm-a-Big-Coward-So-I-Have-to-Phone-Up-Girls-and-Never-Tell-Them-My-Name? And stop saying my name like that."
"Like what, Nat?"
"Like you know who I am. Like we're intimate or something